6th & Bainbridge Playlists: CANCER SZN

Calling all feelers and healers: as of June 21st, it is officially Cancer Season.

Joke’s on my parents for naming me the Italian word for “goddess,” providing lifelong fuel for my oracle/astrologer/spiritual guide/witch/whackjob narrative. *cleanses rose quartz in alkaline water* Idiots.

Do you believe astrology is intentionally vague drivel that can be applied to any given reader? If you answered yes, you’re probably a Capricorn and I dare you to say it to my face. (But know that Capricorns and Cancers are romantically compatible and we’ll probably fall in love.)

Cancers are known for their emotional disposition. Moody, sensitive, maternal, imaginative, and often reluctant to step out of their comfort zones, the crab retreats to its shell for protection from the callous, dispassionate outer world. Cancer is a water sign ruled by the moon. They crave a fluid intimacy that offers loyalty and stability over everything. Natural nurturers and foodies coupled with homebody tendencies make them excellent hosts. Romantically, cancers can be insecure and manipulative, issuing multiple “tests” for potential suitors to prove their love and trustworthiness. Intuition is a cancer’s compass, and they choose quality over quantity friendships.

The most important Cancer of our generation.

Careen through those aquatic, lunar feels clear through July 22nd with my CANCER SZN playlist: